Star Wars and Poop

Well, after over nine months of trying and suggesting, the toddler finally pooped on the potty by her own choice. We had been offering her a "new baby dragon" for several weeks and she kept talking about her new baby dragon, but never actually tried to get it.

Then, two weeks ago, Daddy upped the ante. The Galactic Heroes Jabba's Sail Barge was put on the table as her reward for pooping on the potty. She was SO EXCITED when she saw it. The first night, she sat on the potty holding the unopened box and tried, and tried and tried for hours to poop. She would wake up at night, hold the box and try again. We finally had to take the box away from her. Every day she would tell everyone that if she went poopy on the potty , she would get a "new Jabba." No one really understood what she meant, they just smile and nod. Now, this set is pretty cool. It has Jabba the Hutt, Max Rebo on his piano, Droopy McCool, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Boba Fett, and R2-D2.

Tonight, around 8:30ish she finally did it. She mentioned the new Jabba to me, I asked her if she was going to try again tomorrow, she said "no, I try now" She proceeded to take her diaper off and she sat on the squatty potty (baby bjorn). I gave her a book to read and I went to check on the baby that was crying in the other room. While I was changing a diaper, she tells me "I'm Done!" Now, this is what she always says when she is done pooping. I asked "did you poop on the potty?" "Yeaah!" is her reply. And, there it was. A poop. A nice, toddler sized poop. Luckily she has pooped earlier that day so it was not her normal softball sized poop.

So I climbed up onto the top of the cabinet and got the box. It took, what felt like forever, to open the darned thing. But she was so happy when I finally got Jabba out. One by one, she was telling me the names of all the characters. She added them to her other Galactic Heroes and was so happy that she even shared some of the toys with her baby sister. She was up for over two hours singing the Star Wars theme and playing with those toys.

So, when I went back to he room to clean up the poop, the poop was gone. I was a bit confused at first. Did I actually see the poop? Am I going more insane? But then I saw the tell tale sign of little short black hairs. Hamlet. The pug ate the poopies. GROSS. She was so upset at first when she realized they were gone. I told her that Hamlet ate them, YUCK! So, she will be telling the story tomorrow to her classmates (who are at least six to ten months younger than her and will not understand).

Good night.

Breastfeeding Photo Removal

(This was a note on my Facebook page that I decided to put here as well)

So, my Breastfeeding week was started on Facebook with this message.

"You uploaded a photo that violates our Terms of Use, and this photo has been removed. Facebook does not allow photos that attack an individual or group, or that contain nudity, drug use, violence, or other violations of the Terms of Use. These policies are designed to ensure Facebook remains a safe, secure and trusted environment for all users, including the many children who use the site."

They removed the photo of the baby eating on the train. OMG. It is not like I was showing any nipples or anything. Come on, it the photo did not contain any nudity, drug use, or violence. There was no copyright on it either. So, Facebook, what's up with this?

Not sure what bothers me more, that facebook removed the photo or one of my friends reported that the photo was offensive.

Come on people, tell me what is offensive about this photo? Am I too ugly?

So, I tried to report another photograph...just to see exactly how easy it is to do. If you click on "nudity and pornography" you get this window:
This photo does not show any nipple so I am not sure how it violates the terms.

Facebook may remove photos for nudity or pornography if:
* they depict genitalia, bare butts, female nipple
* they contain black-barred or pixelated images of otherwise violating nudity
* they depict sex toys
Facebook will not remove a photo for nudity or pornography use if:
* the photo is simply unflattering
* the individual pictured does not like the way it looks
* the photo does not violate our Statement of Rights and Responsibilities

Do you see any nipple in my profile photograph? I don't.